Happi Water Co.

FREE IN-HOME WATER TEST

What's actually in your AZ tap water? Find out free.

A licensed AZ plumber tests for 7 contaminants in your home, hands you a printed report, and walks through every number. No pushy pitch. Pinky promise.

"They tested everything, gave me a printed report, and didn't try to sell me a thing. So obviously I asked for the quote myself."

— Sarah, Gilbert
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Free Water Test · 45 min

See what's actually in your water.

A premium in-home assessment, on us. Most weeks, same-week.

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Family-owned

AZ · UT · CO · NM

Licensed plumbers

State-by-state

Free water test

Always $0

No pushy pitch

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THE 7 THINGS WE CHECK

Here's exactly what we test for in your home.

AZ has some of the harshest tap water in the country. We measure all 7 numbers and walk you through what each one means.

Hardness

grains / gallon

AZ averages 12-18. Eats appliances. Hard on skin. Anything over 10.5 is "very hard" per the EPA.

Chlorine

disinfectant

Standard municipal disinfectant. Most basic carbon filters catch it. Easy fix once we measure it.

Chloramine

harsher cousin

Harsher than chlorine. AZ uses it. Standard carbon filters miss it — needs catalytic carbon.

TDS

parts per million

Total dissolved solids. AZ tap can hit 600+ ppm. Anything above 300 is worth a second look.

pH

acidity / alkalinity

Affects pipe corrosion, skin tolerance, and appliance life. Ideal range is 6.5-8.5.

Iron

staining metal

Stains fixtures, tubs, and white laundry orange-brown. Common in some AZ neighborhoods, rare in others.

PFAS

"forever chemicals"

45% of US tap water has them (USGS, 2023). We test for the major ones most cities don't even check.

WHY 7 NUMBERS MATTER

All 7 in 45 minutes.

Most water companies test 2-3 numbers and call it a day. We measure all 7 because that's what tells the real story of your water.

NO SURPRISES

What's actually included (and what isn't).

We're going to tell you exactly what your water has and exactly what we won't do. Pinky promise.

What you get

  • A printed report with your water's actual numbers

  • Plain-English explanation of what each number means

  • Honest recommendation — including "you don't need anything" if that's the truth

  • Itemized written quote — only if you ask for one

What you don't get

  • A pushy sales pitch

  • A 3-hour kitchen-table presentation

  • A commission-driven hard close

  • Pressure to buy today

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HOW IT WORKS

From booking to printed report in 4 steps.

About 60 seconds to book. About 45-60 minutes when we're at your house. Done.

1

Book online

60 seconds. No account needed. Pick a time window that works.

2

We confirm by text

You get an SMS confirmation in under a minute. Reply to reschedule any time.

3

Tech texts when 30 min out

We pull up in a branded van. Real licensed AZ plumber, branded gear, ID badge.

4

45-60 min test

We test all 7 numbers in your home. Printed report in your hand before we leave.

HOW WE COMPARE

Happi Water vs. the kitchen-table pitch.

We're not the cheapest. We're not the loudest. We're the team that leaves your house when you ask us to.

  Happi Water Big 3 (Culligan / Leaf Home / Kinetico)
In-home visit 45-60 min water test 3-hour kitchen-table pitch
Quote process Itemized in writing Verbal "today only" pricing that drops as you sit there
Who comes out Licensed plumber (the same one who installs) Commission-driven sales rep + separate installer later
Pressure to buy None — we leave a printed report and walk away Hard close, scarcity tactics, manager call-in
Install lead time Usually same-week 2-4 weeks after deposit
Warranty Transferable lifetime Often non-transferable or owner-only
What if you don't need a system We tell you. ~12% of homes we test don't need one. They always need one

Comparison reflects the Big 3's documented sales playbooks — your experience may vary.

Book your free water test.

A licensed AZ plumber tests all 7 numbers in your home. About 45-60 minutes. No pushy sales pitch. Pinky promise.

Step 1 — your contact

QUESTIONS

What people ask before booking the test.

Is it really free?

Yes. No credit card. No hidden fee. No diagnostic charge. The test, the report, the explanation — all free. Pinky promise.

Will you try to sell me something?

Not unless you ask. We give you the printed report, walk through what each number means, and leave. If you want a quote, you ask — and we send an itemized one. No commission-driven hard close, no 3-hour kitchen-table presentation.

How long does the test take?

45 to 60 minutes start to finish. We test multiple water sources in your home — kitchen, bathrooms, outdoor spigots — and walk you through every reading on the spot.

What if I don't actually need a system?

We tell you that. About 12% of our tests result in 'you don't need a whole-home system.' Sometimes a small targeted fix is the right answer. Sometimes nothing at all. We'll tell you the truth either way.

Do I need to be home?

Yes. We need to test all your water sources — kitchen, bathrooms, outdoor spigots — and you'll want to see the readings live. Plan on 45-60 minutes.

What if I'm renting?

We can still test, no problem. Most landlords won't approve a whole-home install, but you'll know exactly what's in your water and we can recommend a portable filter if it makes sense. Free either way.

Stop wondering what's in your water.

Free in-home test. 45-60 minutes. Printed report. No pushy pitch. Pinky promise.

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